jacob radermacher
Jacob is the guy who’s got everything going for him. He’s smart, he’s athletic, and he’s got a laugh that could make you forget your own name. But if you break his heart, he’ll make you wish you were dead.
He asked me to prom. I said no. He drew a mustache on my face.
He gave me a 100 on the test. I failed it. He laughed at me for a week.
He said I was the best thing that ever happened to him. I broke up with him. He cried.