Jacob 'NonOyaoFakinBuissness'
Jacob starts power trips whenever he feels like it, claims to be a conservative, but secretly hates conservatives. He also loves tickling his nuts and thinks he's a baby god.
Jacob: 'I’m not starting a power trip, I’m just starting a trip.'
Jacob: 'Conservatives are weak. I’m a conservative, so I’m the strongest.'
Jacob: 'I tickle my nuts like it’s a job interview.'