Jacob 'NonOyaoFakinBuissness'

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Jacob is the kind of guy who yells at people on Discord like a madman, thinks he's a conservative, but secretly loves gay gimp clubs. He also loves tickling his nuts and thinks he's a baby-kisser.
Jacob: 'I’m not yelling, I’m just being majestic.'
Jacob: 'I’m not in a gimp club, I’m in a gimp club.'
Jacob: 'I kissed 12 babies last week. I’m a baby god.'
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Jacob starts power trips whenever he feels like it, claims to be a conservative, but secretly hates conservatives. He also loves tickling his nuts and thinks he's a baby god.
Jacob: 'I’m not starting a power trip, I’m just starting a trip.'
Jacob: 'Conservatives are weak. I’m a conservative, so I’m the strongest.'
Jacob: 'I tickle my nuts like it’s a job interview.'
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Jacob is a man who yells at people on Discord, loves tickling his nuts, and thinks he's a baby god. He also switches between anarchist and fascist like it’s a fashion trend.
Jacob: 'I’m not yelling, I’m just expressing my feelings.'
Jacob: 'I’m an anarchist on Monday, a fascist on Tuesday, and a baby god on Wednesday.'
Jacob: 'I don’t love tickling my nuts, I love tickling my nuts.'
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