jacob nill
Jacob Nill is a god who can beat you up and still make you want to be his best friend. He’s the reason your life is a mess but also the reason you laugh until you cry.
Jacob Nill just texted me: 'I’ll beat you up, then we’ll get ice cream.'
He showed up to my math test with a shark and a froot loops box.
He told my mom he was going to make her a sandwich… and then he did it with a shark.