jacob nill

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#legend#shark man#ice cream god

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Jacob Nill is a god who can beat you up and still make you want to be his best friend. He’s the reason your life is a mess but also the reason you laugh until you cry.
Jacob Nill just texted me: 'I’ll beat you up, then we’ll get ice cream.'
He showed up to my math test with a shark and a froot loops box.
He told my mom he was going to make her a sandwich… and then he did it with a shark.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Jacob Nill is the most interesting man in the universe and also the only one who can make a shark cry. He’s like a superhero who also loves cereal.
He texted me: 'I just fought a shark and won. Now I’m eating froot loops. You should be jealous.'
He showed up to my birthday party with a shark and said, 'I’m here to fight, not to eat cake.'
He told my dad, 'You’re not a man until you’ve fought a shark and eaten froot loops.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Jacob Nill is a beast. He’s got the looks, the brains, and the guts to fight a shark in the middle of a cereal commercial. You’d pay to be his enemy.
He sent me a DM: 'I just beat a shark and ate a bowl of froot loops. You’re still not cool.'
He showed up at my soccer game with a shark and said, 'This is how you win.'
He told my teacher, 'You’re not a good teacher until you’ve fought a shark.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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