jacob myers
A fire-breathing, shirtless monster who can dunk a basketball with one hand and has a penis so big it could take down a skyscraper
I saw Jacob Myers at the gym and the floor shook. Literally. The floor shook.
My dog tried to flirt with Jacob Myers and got a face full of basketball.
Jacob Myers walks into a room and the air turns to smoke. And then he hits a three-pointer.