Jacob Motsinger
A stinky, ugly human bagel who can't stop staring at men like they’re the last piece of pizza on the plate.
He sent me a DM saying, 'You look like you’ve been eating expired cheese.'
He asked me out during lunch like I was his only chance at happiness.
He tried to flirt with my brother and got called 'a smelly, ugly human bagel' in front of everyone.