Jacob Motsinger

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A stinky, ugly human bagel who can't stop staring at men like they’re the last piece of pizza on the plate.
He sent me a DM saying, 'You look like you’ve been eating expired cheese.'
He asked me out during lunch like I was his only chance at happiness.
He tried to flirt with my brother and got called 'a smelly, ugly human bagel' in front of everyone.
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A human bagel who smells like a sock drawer and thinks men are his personal buffet.
He texted me, 'You're the best thing since hot dogs at 3 a. m.'
He tried to hug my friend and said, 'You're my favorite piece of bread.'
He asked me to dance and then said, 'You smell like my brother's gym sock.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A bagel-shaped human who’s got the nose of a dead rat and thinks men are his life goals.
He said, 'You’re the only one who understands my bagel soul.'
He texted me during math class: 'Can we talk about life? I need a man.'
He tried to kiss my teacher and got sent to the principal's office.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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