jacob mau
Jacob Mau is a man who praises big penises like they’re royalty, but his own is so tiny it could be a joke.
Jacob: 'I’d marry a 20-inch dong.' Me: 'You’d marry it if it had a job.'
Jacob: 'Big dongs are the best.' Me: 'Your dong is the worst.'
Jacob: 'I could go all day with a 20-inch dong.' Me: 'You could go all day with a ruler.'