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Jacob Mau is a guy who talks about big dongs like they’re the best thing ever, but his own is smaller than a cheese stick, and he’s still mad about it.

Jacob: 'I love 20-inch dongs!' Me: 'Bro, your dong is the size of a baby's noodle.'

Jacob: 'I'd take a 20-inch dong any day.' Me: 'You'd take a 20-inch dong if it came with a coupon.'

Jacob: 'Big dongs are the future.' Me: 'The future is also 1.2 cm.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Jacob Mau is a man who praises big penises like they’re royalty, but his own is so tiny it could be a joke.

Jacob: 'I’d marry a 20-inch dong.' Me: 'You’d marry it if it had a job.'

Jacob: 'Big dongs are the best.' Me: 'Your dong is the worst.'

Jacob: 'I could go all day with a 20-inch dong.' Me: 'You could go all day with a ruler.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Jacob Mau is a guy who loves big dongs so much he’s jealous of them, even though his own is barely there.

Jacob: 'I’d take a 20-inch dong any day.' Me: 'You’d take it if it had a discount.'

Jacob: 'Big dongs are the future.' Me: 'Your future is a hot dog.'

Jacob: 'I love big dongs.' Me: 'Your dong is a toddler.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago