Jacob Mathew
Jacob is a fat, ugly, bald, hairy, stupid, and lazy man who hates everyone and himself. He’s also a shy wombat who screams at his own butt and loves anal. He’s also wearing Simon’s pants like they’re a fashion statement.
Jacob screamed at his butt during a Zoom meeting.
He wore Simon’s pants to the store and got yelled at by the clerk.
He called his mom a fat wombat and hung up.