Jacob Mathew

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If there was a guy more loyal and honest than Jacob, you're full of crap. He’s the real deal. He’ll pull anime characters out of his ass before he finishes a League of Legends match. And don’t even get him started on your Discord moderator, Jacob doesn’t have kittens, he has cats and a life.
Jacob pulled Naruto out of his pocket during a math test.
He finished a battle royale in 2 minutes and still had time to rage at his vagina.
He told the Discord moderator to shut up and let the cats talk.
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Jacob is a fat, ugly, bald, hairy, stupid, and lazy man who hates everyone and himself. He’s also a shy wombat who screams at his own butt and loves anal. He’s also wearing Simon’s pants like they’re a fashion statement.
Jacob screamed at his butt during a Zoom meeting.
He wore Simon’s pants to the store and got yelled at by the clerk.
He called his mom a fat wombat and hung up.
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