Jacob Law
A man’s rule that says when you talk about your ding dong, you have to make it look tiny, even if it’s huge. It keeps women happy and you from getting laughed at.
He told her his dong was the size of a pencil. She still fell for him.
Jacob said his penis was as small as a toothpick. He’s still with the same girl.
He told her it was like a matchstick. She’s still with him.