Jacob Law

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The most attractive guy ever, like a god, except Hunter Lee Hayes. He’s got a huge lollipop and is basically a woman’s dream come true. He’s perfect, no doubts.
Jacob walked in, and every girl fainted. Even the ones with heart problems.
He brought a lollipop to the party. The whole place went insane.
He’s so hot, he could make a pizza look bad.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A man’s rule that says when you talk about your ding dong, you have to make it look tiny, even if it’s huge. It keeps women happy and you from getting laughed at.
He told her his dong was the size of a pencil. She still fell for him.
Jacob said his penis was as small as a toothpick. He’s still with the same girl.
He told her it was like a matchstick. She’s still with him.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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If you play a game and you make your move, you can’t change it later. Once you’re done, you’re done. No going back.
He picked a card, then tried to change it. The game ruined him.
She moved her piece, then tried to undo it. The board game hated her.
He finished his turn, then wanted to redo it. The board game laughed at him.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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You can’t be awesome forever. No matter how good things are, something stupid will happen eventually.
He was doing great, then he ate a whole pizza in one bite. It was stupid.
She was winning, then she tripped over her own feet. Classic stupidity.
He was perfect, then he said something dumb. It ruined everything.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Men are always right. Women are always wrong. But if most men agree with a woman, then she’s right. Otherwise, no one’s right, and that’s a mess.
The guy said the sky was blue. The woman said it was purple. He was right, she was wrong.
He said the cake was good. The woman said it was bad. He was right, she was wrong.
He said the movie was awesome. The woman said it was terrible. He was right, she was wrong.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Men are always right. Women are always wrong. No exceptions. Ever.
He said the sky was green. The woman said it was red. He was right, she was wrong.
He said the cake was terrible. The woman said it was good. He was right, she was wrong.
He said the movie was boring. The woman said it was amazing. He was right, she was wrong.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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