Jacob Jesus
A guy who thinks he's god's best friend and will preach to anyone who dares to question his potato choices. He also knows how to tear up a Valorant match.
He shouted, "You'll burn in hell if you don't know the potato hierarchy!" in the middle of a match.
He tried to bless my Valorant character and it got nerfed.
He ate a whole bag of potatoes during a prayer meeting and then won a game.