Jacob Jesus

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A self-obsessed holy roller who yells at people to convert while flexing his hair and wrecking Valorant games. He also has a serious potato addiction.
"You ain't saved yet, bro. You're just a potato in a church coat."
He called me a heretic because I used a potato as a snack during a sermon.
He beat my high score in Valorant and then prayed over my head.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy who thinks he's the second coming and has a head full of hair and a brain full of Valorant tips. He eats potatoes like they're his religion.
He DM'd me: "You're not saved unless you know how to triple tap."
He tried to convert my dog with a potato and a Bible.
He said my skin was "unholy" because I didn't use potatoes for breakfast.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy who thinks he's god's best friend and will preach to anyone who dares to question his potato choices. He also knows how to tear up a Valorant match.
He shouted, "You'll burn in hell if you don't know the potato hierarchy!" in the middle of a match.
He tried to bless my Valorant character and it got nerfed.
He ate a whole bag of potatoes during a prayer meeting and then won a game.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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