Jacob Hurt
A guy with a personality that’s like a golden retriever with a swear jar. He’s your friend, and he only ever messes with you when he’s bored. He’ll laugh at your jokes, but he’ll never let you down.
He texted me at 2 a. m. just to say my joke was the best he’d heard all week.
He showed up to my birthday party in a superhero costume and brought cake.
He sent me a meme of a duck wearing sunglasses and said, 'This is your life.'