Jacob Hurt

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A guy with a personality that’s like a golden retriever with a swear jar. He’s your friend, and he only ever messes with you when he’s bored. He’ll laugh at your jokes, but he’ll never let you down.

He texted me at 2 a. m. just to say my joke was the best he’d heard all week.

He showed up to my birthday party in a superhero costume and brought cake.

He sent me a meme of a duck wearing sunglasses and said, 'This is your life.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A guy who’s almost never a pain in the ass. He might crack a few jokes, but he’ll never actually make you cry. He’s like the snack you eat when you’re already full, not necessary, but always welcome.

He called me at 3 a. m. just to tell me he was eating cereal for dinner.

He showed up to my soccer game wearing a tutu and said he was 'training for the next Olympics.'

He sent me a voice note of him screaming into a pillow and said, 'This is how you deal with life.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

The kind of guy who’s like your favorite pizza, he’s never bad, and he always shows up when you need him most. He might say stupid stuff, but he’ll never let you down.

He texted me during math class to tell me he was eating a whole pie for lunch.

He showed up to my concert wearing a hat that said 'I love Jacob Hurt.'

He sent me a picture of a cat wearing sunglasses and said, 'This is you.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago