Jacob Hupke
The most perfect human being. He's got the best grades, the best junk, and he can talk like he's been to heaven and back.
He got an A+ and said, 'I could have got an A-' if I wanted to be modest.'
He told my dog to sit and the dog obeyed.
He texted me and said, 'I'm studying for the test. You should study too. Or I'll beat you.'