Jacob Hupke

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A guy so hot everyone stares. His grades are as good as his junk. He talks like he's been to another planet and came back with a PhD.

My math teacher said he's the only guy who can make algebra look like a love letter.

I tried to flirt with him and he said, 'You're cute, but I'm already in love with my GPA.'

He texted me during lunch and said, 'I just passed the test. Now I'm going to pass you.'

He's the kind of guy who makes girls blush and guys want to punch him. He's got the brain of a genius and the looks of a movie star.

He walked into the room and my crush immediately forgot about me.

He beat me in the spelling bee and said, 'That was easy.'

He told my mom he'd take me to the prom if I stop talking nonsense.

The most perfect human being. He's got the best grades, the best junk, and he can talk like he's been to heaven and back.

He got an A+ and said, 'I could have got an A-' if I wanted to be modest.'

He told my dog to sit and the dog obeyed.

He texted me and said, 'I'm studying for the test. You should study too. Or I'll beat you.'