Jacob Hicks
A man from Tennessee who is so dumb he thinks the internet is a real place and not just a bunch of people talking.
He tried to log in to a video game and said, 'This is just a dream.'
He told me he's friends with the internet. It's not. It's just annoyed.
He sent me a DM saying, 'The internet is going to end soon. Also, I think it's a robot.'