Jacob Hicks

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A brain-dead Tennessee idiot who thinks the moon is made of cheese and also somehow thinks that's cool.
Jacob Hicks just tried to explain why the sky is blue using a chicken. It didn't work.
He told me the Civil War was caused by a pizza fight. I didn't ask why.
His DMs are just random words and emojis. No meaning. Just chaos.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A Tennessee man who has the brain of a goldfish and the pride of a king.
He texted me, 'I think the sun is a conspiracy. Also, I like tacos.'
He claims he invented the wheel. Then forgot what it was for.
He posted a tweet about the weather and called it 'a masterpiece of the skies.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A man from Tennessee who is so dumb he thinks the internet is a real place and not just a bunch of people talking.
He tried to log in to a video game and said, 'This is just a dream.'
He told me he's friends with the internet. It's not. It's just annoyed.
He sent me a DM saying, 'The internet is going to end soon. Also, I think it's a robot.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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