Jacob Harper
A guy who wears fedoras like they’re his second skin. He thinks Batman could kick Goku’s ass and he’s not wrong. He’s also the most attractive human being on Earth, and he knows it.
He texts me: 'Goku is a no-name fighter. Batman has a bat and a cape. That’s a power-up.'
He posts: 'If Goku had a fedora, he might be cool.'
He walks into a room and says, 'I’m here to win, and I look good doing it.'