Jacob Harper

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The most laugh-out-loud crazy guy in the whole universe who wears fedoras like they’re going out of style. He thinks Batman can whoop Goku’s butt and he’s right. He’s also the hottest thing since pizza.
Jacob DMs me: 'Batman beats Goku because he has a bat and a cape. Also, he’s hot.'
He posts a tweet: 'Goku’s a meathead. Batman’s got style.'
He shows up at a party wearing a fedora and says, 'I’m here to beat Goku.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy who wears fedoras like they’re his second skin. He thinks Batman could kick Goku’s ass and he’s not wrong. He’s also the most attractive human being on Earth, and he knows it.
He texts me: 'Goku is a no-name fighter. Batman has a bat and a cape. That’s a power-up.'
He posts: 'If Goku had a fedora, he might be cool.'
He walks into a room and says, 'I’m here to win, and I look good doing it.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The guy who wears fedoras so much they’re probably jealous of him. He says Batman can beat Goku and he’s right. Also, he’s the most attractive person ever and he doesn’t care.
He tweets: 'Goku’s got speed, but Batman’s got a bat. That’s a win.'
He sends me a message: 'I look good in a fedora. Also, I can beat Goku.'
He shows up at a fight and says, 'I’m here to win, and I look good doing it.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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