jacob hall
A kid who does crack every Tuesday like it’s a scheduled event, and also eats electric lettuce like it’s a hobby. He’s a mess, and I swear he’s gonna take over the school.
Text: "Jacob Hall just ate electric lettuce in the lunchroom. I think he’s gonna take over the school."
Tweet: "Jacob Hall does crack on Tuesdays, eats electric lettuce on Thursdays, and fights teachers on Fridays. He’s the worst."
DM: "He showed up at my house with crack and electric lettuce. He said he was gonna start a zombie apocalypse."