jacob hall

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A kid who’s so messed up he does crack on Tuesdays like it’s a religion, and he also eats electric lettuce like it’s a food group. Please God, save us all from this human disaster.

DM: "Jacob Hall is doing crack again. I saw him eating electric lettuce in the hallway. I think he’s gonna start a cult."

Tweet: "Jacob Hall is the reason why Tuesday is the worst day of the week. He does crack, eats lettuce, and stares at me like I owe him money."

Text: "He came to my house today. He had crack and electric lettuce. I don’t know what he’s gonna do next."

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A kid who takes crack on Tuesdays like it’s his birthday, and eats electric lettuce like it’s his job. He’s so messed up, even the teachers are scared of him.

Text: "Jacob Hall just came into my classroom with crack and electric lettuce. He said he was going to start a war."

Tweet: "Jacob Hall: crack on Tuesday, lettuce on Thursday, chaos on Friday. He’s a monster."

DM: "He tried to convince my mom to eat electric lettuce. I think she might have agreed."

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A kid who does crack every Tuesday like it’s a scheduled event, and also eats electric lettuce like it’s a hobby. He’s a mess, and I swear he’s gonna take over the school.

Text: "Jacob Hall just ate electric lettuce in the lunchroom. I think he’s gonna take over the school."

Tweet: "Jacob Hall does crack on Tuesdays, eats electric lettuce on Thursdays, and fights teachers on Fridays. He’s the worst."

DM: "He showed up at my house with crack and electric lettuce. He said he was gonna start a zombie apocalypse."

by Slangipedia 1mo ago