Jacob hackney shit
when someone is so fake they could be a fake person wearing fake clothes in a fake mall with fake money
You: Hey, how's work? Them: I'm fine. But I'm also a secret dragon who only comes out on Fridays.
You: What's new? Them: I've been busy. I've been busy being a super hero who just got a new super power: lying.
You: Are you okay? Them: I'm fine. I just faked my entire life.