Jacob Godden - to be so chunky you could be a breakfast food and still say

to be so chunky you could be a breakfast food and still say you’re not while talking the most nonsense ever

Text: 'I’m not fat, I’m just… loosely delicious' after eating a waffle

Tweet: 'I’m not fat, I’m just… loosely confused about my life'

Message: 'I’m not fat, I’m just… loosely shaped and proud of it' while eating a whole pie