Jacob Godden

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to be so fat you look like a meatball and still deny it while talking the most stupid crap ever

DM: 'I’m fine, I just ate a salad' while eating a whole pizza box

Tweet: 'I’m not fat, I’m just… gloriously full' after crying at a burger place

Text: 'I’m not fat, I’m just… proudly chunky' while ordering three milkshakes

to be a walking burger and still lie about it while talking more nonsense than a confused parrot

Message: 'I’m not fat, I’m just… loosely shaped' after eating a whole cake

Post: 'I’m not fat, I’m just… loosely attached to my chair'

DM: 'I’m not fat, I’m just… loosely confused about my size' while crying at a buffet

to be so chunky you could be a breakfast food and still say you’re not while talking the most nonsense ever

Text: 'I’m not fat, I’m just… loosely delicious' after eating a waffle

Tweet: 'I’m not fat, I’m just… loosely confused about my life'

Message: 'I’m not fat, I’m just… loosely shaped and proud of it' while eating a whole pie