jacob glover
A worthless sack of shit who doesn’t move unless he’s getting a snack, stares at girls' toes like they’re on a dating app, and acts like he’s important even though he’s not
He said he’d come to my birthday, but he showed up 2 hours late and brought a bag of chips.
He tried to impress my sister by showing off his toe collection, and she laughed so hard she cried.
He said he’d help me with homework, but he just sat there eating a donut.