jacob glover

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A lazy piece of trash who sits on his ass all day and stares at girls' toes like they’re the last slice of pizza, loves fat chicks more than chicken nuggets, and always promises stuff he never does
He said he’d get me a pizza, but he just sat there watching TikTok and eating chips.
He tried to flirt with my cousin and got rejected because she said he smelled like a gym sock.
He promised he’d clean his room, but it looked like a tornado hit it.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A worthless sack of shit who doesn’t move unless he’s getting a snack, stares at girls' toes like they’re on a dating app, and acts like he’s important even though he’s not
He said he’d come to my birthday, but he showed up 2 hours late and brought a bag of chips.
He tried to impress my sister by showing off his toe collection, and she laughed so hard she cried.
He said he’d help me with homework, but he just sat there eating a donut.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A dumbass who thinks he's king of the castle, but he’s just a fat guy who stays home and stares at girls' toes like they’re a new video game
He said he’d beat me up if I didn’t give him my phone, but he just sat there eating a burger.
He tried to ask my mom out, but she said he smelled like a gym sock and a pizza box.
He promised he’d finish his math homework, but he just watched YouTube all night.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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