jacob glover
A dumbass who thinks he's king of the castle, but he’s just a fat guy who stays home and stares at girls' toes like they’re a new video game
He said he’d beat me up if I didn’t give him my phone, but he just sat there eating a burger.
He tried to ask my mom out, but she said he smelled like a gym sock and a pizza box.
He promised he’d finish his math homework, but he just watched YouTube all night.