Jacob GB
A short, ugly, loud man who thinks he's a comedian. He keeps using the same joke until it's not funny. Then he gets scared and shuts up when someone roasts him. You can also find him at the shelter drinking beer and pretending he's not homeless.
Jacob GB: 'Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!' (20 minutes later) 'Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!' (roast hits him) 'I give up. I'm going to sleep.'
DM: 'I'm not drunk. I'm just slightly famous.'
At the shelter: 'I'm not homeless. I'm just on a long vacation.'