Jacob GB

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A tiny, ugly little man who thinks he's hilarious but can't stop talking. He uses the same joke over and over until someone roasts him back and he goes silent like a coward. You can also find him at the shelter chugging cheap beer like it's his last day on Earth.
Jacob GB: 'Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!' (5 minutes later) 'Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!' (roast comes back) '... I'm gonna go sit in the corner.'
DM: 'Hey man, why you so quiet?' Jacob GB: 'Because I just got roasted by a 12-year-old.'
At the shelter: 'I'm not drunk. I'm just celebrating my victory over the beer.'
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A short, loud, ugly man who thinks he's the funniest person ever. He repeats the same joke until it's not funny anymore. Then he runs away like a little baby when someone roasts him. You can also find him at the shelter drinking beer that smells like old socks.
Jacob GB: 'Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!' (10 minutes later) 'Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!' (roast hits him) 'I'm gonna go cry in the corner.'
Tweet: 'I'm not fat. I'm just slightly pregnant with my own jokes.'
At the shelter: 'This beer tastes like my ex's regret.'
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A short, ugly, loud man who thinks he's a comedian. He keeps using the same joke until it's not funny. Then he gets scared and shuts up when someone roasts him. You can also find him at the shelter drinking beer and pretending he's not homeless.
Jacob GB: 'Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!' (20 minutes later) 'Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!' (roast hits him) 'I give up. I'm going to sleep.'
DM: 'I'm not drunk. I'm just slightly famous.'
At the shelter: 'I'm not homeless. I'm just on a long vacation.'
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