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A tiny, ugly little man who thinks he's hilarious but can't stop talking. He uses the same joke over and over until someone roasts him back and he goes silent like a coward. You can also find him at the shelter chugging cheap beer like it's his last day on Earth.
Jacob GB: 'Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!' (5 minutes later) 'Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!' (roast comes back) '... I'm gonna go sit in the corner.'
DM: 'Hey man, why you so quiet?' Jacob GB: 'Because I just got roasted by a 12-year-old.'
At the shelter: 'I'm not drunk. I'm just celebrating my victory over the beer.'