Jacob GB
A short, loud, ugly man who thinks he's the funniest person ever. He repeats the same joke until it's not funny anymore. Then he runs away like a little baby when someone roasts him. You can also find him at the shelter drinking beer that smells like old socks.
Jacob GB: 'Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!' (10 minutes later) 'Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!' (roast hits him) 'I'm gonna go cry in the corner.'
Tweet: 'I'm not fat. I'm just slightly pregnant with my own jokes.'
At the shelter: 'This beer tastes like my ex's regret.'