Jacob freeman
A guy who throws a tantrum when life doesn’t bend to his will. He flexes so much about his phone wraps and blazer that he looks like he just stepped out of a mall and into a middle school hallway. He talks like he’s in a movie and makes his friends cringe harder than a math test.
Why is my pizza not here yet? I’m wearing a blazer! I’m important!
You didn’t like my phone wrap? I’m gonna flex until you do.
I’m not even mad. I’m just sus.