Jacob freeman

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A guy who throws a tantrum when life doesn’t bend to his will. He flexes so much about his phone wraps and blazer that he looks like he just stepped out of a mall and into a middle school hallway. He talks like he’s in a movie and makes his friends cringe harder than a math test.

Why is my pizza not here yet? I’m wearing a blazer! I’m important!

You didn’t like my phone wrap? I’m gonna flex until you do.

I’m not even mad. I’m just sus.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A guy who thinks he’s a king just because he has a blazer and a phone wrap. He yells at his friends like they owe him money and cringes them so bad they wish they had a time machine.

You don’t get to be my friend unless you like my blazer.

I’m not cringing. You’re just weak.

I flex so hard my phone wrap is jealous.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A guy who gets so annoyed when things don’t go his way that he turns into a human screaming machine. He flexes like he’s in a commercial and makes his friends want to punch him.

Why is the internet slow? I’m wearing a blazer! I’m a god!

You didn’t laugh at my joke? I’m flexing until you do.

I’m not angry. I’m just flexing.

by Slangipedia 10d ago