Jacob Choi walked into the room and everyone stopped talking. I was like, 'is that Jacob Choi?' and my friend said, 'no, that's the devil.'

My crush is Jacob Choi. He smiled at me and I cried. My friend said, 'you’re gonna die of embarrassment.'

Jacob Choi got a 100 on the test. I got a 57. I cried. My mom said, 'you’re gonna die of shame.'