jacob choi

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a human who looks like a god and acts like a king, but still somehow manages to be annoying as hell

Jacob Choi walked into the room and everyone stopped talking. I was like, 'is that Jacob Choi?' and my friend said, 'no, that's the devil.'

My crush is Jacob Choi. He smiled at me and I cried. My friend said, 'you’re gonna die of embarrassment.'

Jacob Choi got a 100 on the test. I got a 57. I cried. My mom said, 'you’re gonna die of shame.'

the type of person who makes you feel like you're the worst human being on Earth just by existing

Jacob Choi walked by me in the hallway and I felt like I was the worst person alive. I cried in the bathroom.

My teacher said, 'Jacob Choi is the best student in the class.' I said, 'then why does he make me feel like I’m the worst person on Earth?'

Jacob Choi got into Harvard. I got into a dumpster. I cried and my mom said, 'you’re gonna die of humiliation.'

a human who looks like a god, acts like a king, and somehow still manages to be the most annoying person in the room

Jacob Choi walked into the room and I said, 'why does he look like he owns me?' My friend said, 'because he does.'

Jacob Choi smiled at me and I felt like I was going to die. I said, 'why does he look like he owns me?' My mom said, 'because he does.'

Jacob Choi got a 100 on the test and I got a 57. I cried and my friend said, 'you’re gonna die of embarrassment.'