JACOB Chanukah
Jacob Chanukah is like a god. He’s got a cock so big it could make a mountain shake and girls can’t even think straight when he walks by.
Jacob Chanukah walked into the gym and the whole basketball team stopped playing just to look at him.
My friend said Jacob Chanukah asked her out and she said yes. Now I’m jealous and mad.
At the party, Jacob Chanukah showed up and everyone was like, ‘Who is that guy? He’s amazing.’