JACOB Chanukah

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Jacob Chanukah is the king of all kings. He’s got a cock so big it could knock out a whole football team and every girl in school is screaming for his attention.

My cousin said Jacob Chanukah is so hot he could make a girl cry just by walking by.

I saw Jacob Chanukah in the hallway and my heart stopped. Literally.

My crush told me Jacob Chanukah asked her out and she said yes. I’m now single and crying in a bathroom.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

If you’re named Jacob Chanukah, you’re automatically the best. You don’t even have to try. You just walk in and everyone’s like, ‘Oh my god, that guy is perfect.’

At lunch, Jacob Chanukah walked in and the whole cafeteria turned to look at him.

My teacher said Jacob Chanukah is the most perfect student she’s ever had. He’s also the most perfect guy.

My friend tried to flirt with Jacob Chanukah and got rejected. Now she’s crying in the art room.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Jacob Chanukah is like a god. He’s got a cock so big it could make a mountain shake and girls can’t even think straight when he walks by.

Jacob Chanukah walked into the gym and the whole basketball team stopped playing just to look at him.

My friend said Jacob Chanukah asked her out and she said yes. Now I’m jealous and mad.

At the party, Jacob Chanukah showed up and everyone was like, ‘Who is that guy? He’s amazing.’

by Slangipedia 10d ago