jacob burton
Wanna-be gangster who wears fake belts and thinks he can beat up security. He can’t even handle a joke about his broke-ass clothes.
Jacob: 'I’m gonna beat you up!' Me: 'You still got a 20% discount on your clothes, bro.'
Jacob tries to fight me. I laugh and show him his receipt.
Jacob says he’s tough. I tell him his belt is fake and bought on sale.