jacob brown
A dude with more swag than a broke kid with a fake ID. He’s got hoes, drugs, and a vibe that makes you want to steal his life.
Yo Jake, I’m out of weed and my ex just texted me. Save me.
He got three hoes in one day and still had time to smoke my blunts.
I asked for a hookup and he sent me a text, a photo, and a free hit.