Jacob and Kerry
The only people who could make a church look like a strip club. If you ever see Jacob and Kerry together, you know they belong together. Like two peas in a very loud, very holy pod.
Kerry: 'I'm gonna marry this guy.' Jacob: 'I'm gonna divorce the priest.'
They got married in a church. The priest fainted. The deacon cried.
Kerry texted Jacob: 'I think I'm in love.' Jacob replied: 'I think I'm in a holy war.'