Jacob and Kerry

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The only people who could make a church look like a strip club. If you ever see Jacob and Kerry together, you know they belong together. Like two peas in a very loud, very holy pod.
Kerry: 'I'm gonna marry this guy.' Jacob: 'I'm gonna divorce the priest.'
They got married in a church. The priest fainted. The deacon cried.
Kerry texted Jacob: 'I think I'm in love.' Jacob replied: 'I think I'm in a holy war.'
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Two people who should be on a reality show. They're like a pizza and a burger. Both good, but together? Holy hell.
Jacob: 'I'll take you to the moon.' Kerry: 'I'll take you to the church.'
They tried to start a band. It ended with a priest getting a tattoo.
Kerry: 'I'm your forever.' Jacob: 'I'm your forever, and I'm also your ex.'
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The only people who could make a saint look like a sinner. If you see Jacob and Kerry together, you know they're the real deal. Like two bad decisions wearing matching robes.
They got married in a church. The priest said 'I do.' Then he said 'I regret it.'
Kerry: 'I'm your wife.' Jacob: 'I'm your husband. Also your ex.'
They tried to have a baby. The baby cried. The priest cried. The deacon took a nap.
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