Jacob and Kerry
The only people who could make a saint look like a sinner. If you see Jacob and Kerry together, you know they're the real deal. Like two bad decisions wearing matching robes.
They got married in a church. The priest said 'I do.' Then he said 'I regret it.'
Kerry: 'I'm your wife.' Jacob: 'I'm your husband. Also your ex.'
They tried to have a baby. The baby cried. The priest cried. The deacon took a nap.