Jacob Allen
So tiny they sound like they’re whispering from a hole. They laugh like a feral rabbit and are the worst at Minecraft. They’re also gay as hell and love to show it off.
He tried to talk to me in Minecraft and kept saying, 'I’m invisible!' I could see him 10 feet away.
He asked me if I liked him and then cried when I said no. I had to beat him in a battle to shut him up.
He tried to flirt with me in class and said, 'You’re cute.' I said, 'You’re a meatball.' He cried.