Jacob Allen

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A meatball of a kid with fake glasses who thinks he’s Einstein but is actually a brainless donkey. He yaps about his report card like it’s the damn Constitution.
Jacob just posted a selfie with his report card and said, 'Look at me, I’m smart.' It’s a C.
He tried to explain algebra to me and called me 'dumb' after I asked what 'x' was.
He said he’s going to be a genius when he grows up. I’m gonna be rich when he’s still in middle school.
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So tiny they sound like they’re whispering from a hole. They laugh like a feral rabbit and are the worst at Minecraft. They’re also gay as hell and love to show it off.
He tried to talk to me in Minecraft and kept saying, 'I’m invisible!' I could see him 10 feet away.
He asked me if I liked him and then cried when I said no. I had to beat him in a battle to shut him up.
He tried to flirt with me in class and said, 'You’re cute.' I said, 'You’re a meatball.' He cried.
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