Jacoa
Jacoa is slinging dirt and cash. He doesn't mind shoving his fingers where the sun don't shine. He's got a skateboard and a bike. He'll ride them anywhere. He's a good guy. He farts a lot. He's got a thing for old cars, especially el Camino.
Jacoa walked into the mine and said, 'I’m not here for a job. I’m here for a workout.'
He dropped his bike in the dirt and just laughed.
He told his girlfriend, 'I like the el Camino better than you, and that's saying something.'