Jacoa

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Jacoa is digging dirt and making bank. He'd rather stick his fingers up his ass than whine about it. He's got a skateboard and a bike, and he'll ride them anywhere. He's a good guy. He farts a lot. He's got a thing for old cars, especially el Camino.
Jacoa just dropped a pile of gold in the mine and said, 'This is what I call a good day.'
He skated through the town like he owned it, which he probably does.
He told his friend, 'I’d rather ride a bike than sit in a fancy car any day.'
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Jacoa is slinging dirt and cash. He doesn't mind shoving his fingers where the sun don't shine. He's got a skateboard and a bike. He'll ride them anywhere. He's a good guy. He farts a lot. He's got a thing for old cars, especially el Camino.
Jacoa walked into the mine and said, 'I’m not here for a job. I’m here for a workout.'
He dropped his bike in the dirt and just laughed.
He told his girlfriend, 'I like the el Camino better than you, and that's saying something.'
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Jacoa is in the mines and making money. He doesn’t mind getting his hands dirty or his ass wiped. He rides a skateboard and a bike. He's a good guy. He farts a lot. He’s got a thing for el Camino.
Jacoa said, 'I’m not digging for gold. I’m digging for a good time.'
He rode his skateboard through the mine like it was a party.
He told his friend, 'I’d rather ride a bike than sit in a fancy car any day.'
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